Thursday, February 7, 2019

VILE ESCHER RAMPAGE CONTINUES



NEVER IN OUR LIVES has anything been so pernicious as the corrupting influence of the Escher! The Archeo-Reclaimators know it and we know in their seditious hearts the Escher know it! The Goliath, not known for their great intelligence even know the nature of the Escher; they’re always contrary to our great Dirtside family, always the discordance in our societies harmony. 

The Goliath’s of Aventine Collegium, believed to be some of the most highly intelligent Goliath dock gangs, know of the evil ways of the Escher and were unwilling to put up with yet another Escher gang causing anarchy.

Titus Pullo, leader of the Goliaths, split his brawny cohorts into two groups, ambushing the Escher.





In a terrible turn, while some local reports say the Escher were just holed up behind locked corridors and barricades, others swear in the almighty Emperors name that they were in fact AROUND A HERETICAL SHRINE!

This would have shaken the stoutest heart and the Goliath must have been no exception, with them momentarily hesitating at the sheer horror of the Golden Harpies actions, The Golden Harpies, not having any such hesitation filled the corridors with smoke, before two of their number launched through to ambush the Goliaths in a cowardly act typical of their foul House. Titus Pullo, ever leading from the front, charged through the smoke, relying on his brawn to see him through, not realising the danger of two foul Harpies waiting for him to cut him down. Local reports said that Daisy, reached down and plucked out Titus’ right eye. Following this brutal display by Daisy, the Harlots were emboldened, charging out, one breaking poor Tymon’s leg. The Goliaths, knowing they were beaten, wisely fled the area.
Pict feed of Daisy ripping out Titus' eye.
Our newly hired man on the ground Tholt Gubworb, found the gangs later for interview, Tholt has unfortunately forgotten to get the name of the Goliath he was interviewing! We won’t execute him today as it’s his first day on the job! Though in all seriousness miss out details again Tholt and you’ll have a bolt round between the eyes before you can say “One shot of Wild Snake”. With that out the way: what did the Goliath say?

NEVER INTERVIEW THIS GOLIATH AGAIN THOLT

“Them Eshers were obviously cheating, couldn’t see nothin. How are you supposed to shoot what you can’t see”
Highly informative on the Goliath mindset.

Somehow Tholt, managed to get a quote from the Escher, speaking to Lavender “the Tease” we managed to get this statement:

“These dumb Goliaths are mere pests in our eyes they just needed some eradication, they were a good warm up for what’s to come. All we care for is killing that Van Saar scum that killed my sisters gang The Golden Sirens from [REDACTED].”
Lavender
The Golden Sirens were killed during the quake in [REDACTED], which was caused by a [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. This must surely mean that the Golden Sirens, and now the Golden Harpies were involved in that terrible [REDACTED] and so CLEARLY HERETICS!

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