The Church of St Hennin Return!

Cawdor (Church of St Hennin) vs Goliaths - Cawdor set themselves on fire but still win due to Goliath ineptitude.

ONCE AGAIN the maniacs and extremists of the Church of St Hennin are at it again!
This time these pyromaniac malcontents have set their sights on the riches of Magna Petrum in Zone 9! The poor dim witted but loyal Goliaths of Aventine Collegium the first victim of this fresh rampage.

The Goliaths were reportedly discovered the attempted ambush of the Cawdor cowards. Not to let an opportunity pass on where the Cawdor belong (the Trash heap for anyone not sure), the Goliaths, in a remarkable display of stealth for their bulk, snuck up upon the Cawdor, dispatching their sentries without difficulty. Unfortunately, the Cawdor and their double dealing trash heap ways caught the Goliaths off guard with a storm of autopistol and lasgun fire, with Titus and his Lucius striding through like slabs of iron muscle! 
More hilariously, not to outdo the stupidity of the Goliaths, the Cawdor leader set himself and his gang on fire! Word from out "man on the ground" Tholt is that the Goliaths felt sorry for the Goliaths and left them to it.


Correction: Daily Dirtside, ever committed to accuracy and good reporting would like to report an inaccuracy in this report. The vile "Church of Hennin" are in fact a new group calling themselves "The Church of Pyro". Though quite frankly, what the difference between Hennin and Pyro is is anyone's guess. We make every apology to our readers, but none to the scum sucking bottom feeding Cawdor, who need to know their place.