And so, it comes as a SHOCK to all loyal citizens that the DISGUSTING Cawdor have KIDNAPPED a Goliath worker named Gaia, who had his allegiance to Aventine Collegium, a known gang in Zone 9. of course Aventine Collegium would not let this OUTRAGE stand and mounted a daring rescue mission. Our man on the ground Tholt Gubworb watched from the sidelines.
Our intrepid reporter |
However their true enemy was yet to arise - a locked door, scourge of the stupid. In baffling display, each Goliath ganger started to individually try to force the door in some impromptu strength test. Even with the racket, the moronic Cawdor, failed to notice the banging on the door. Finally the door opened and the Goliath gang unleashed a hail of fire into the single Cawdor gang, and missed completely with a fusillade of fire. This finally alerted the inept guard along with the whole Church of "St Pyros"* rushed and naturally, set fire to everything, including the Goliath.
In the Chaos that ensued, though one Cawdor and one Goliath were killed Gaia got away.
Goliath are not known to let things go |
WHERE ARE THE ARBITES TO STOP THIS HERESY?! |
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