Tholt Gubworb, one of the few respected members who have ventured to Zone 9 reportedly saw the entire vile attack by the Escher. We have exclusively have produced a transcript of his report. Tholt Gubworb is a known Road worker, having dug emergency ditches from many years in loyal service. Know that Daily Dirtside would never simply interview any disgusting drunk that happened to be lying around
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| Tholt Gubworb - loyal and dutiful servant of the Emperor |
“Welp… first I saw whole thing, yes I did. I would’ve slept through it all, cos I was sleeping them thar, but those Escher…. They, they went and woke me up, heard their names and everything. It was that Daisy first, she was like some sort of ghost! Darting through ducts and whisking out again with a crate in her hands. I heard some Zee-nos moved like them thar that, but never some strange up-plater. I reckon she was an up-plater, looked all fancy and pretty…. But she woke me so ain’t given her NUTHIN.
Nope. Dunno how they did it, but they kept-ah-mean leapt, CLEAR OVER the cha- the cashim…. The big hole in the ground.
Then those pale skinned fraggers came, with their fancy pants suits and sweet la-dee-dah lasguns went and stank up the place with their funny smoke, tryin’ to stop the women from shooting them, but that there Lavender girl jus’ stabbed one ov’em instead. It was awful. The Escher beat up the fancy pants, afta wakin’ me up. The only thing that made up for it was the fancy pants women getting squished ina door and that Daisy-gurl jus-just SPLATTING into th’ Sludge.
The Girl did a runner, first, afta tha poor Roses back did some horrible crunch afta tha there fall."
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