Greetings dear citizens of Farport! As all loyal servants of the Emperor are no doubt aware, the most infallible Administratum has in its, “Wisdom”, upgraded our dear world tithe grade from Solutio Particular to the far more respectable, right and proper Decuma Extrema. This means many, many changes are afoot for the great system of Farport! More of our great citizenry will soon be giving what ho’ to the vile enemies of the Imperium! Reclaiming new worlds! New Frontiers for you and the great and glorious Imperium!
But, we know sadly, not all those would share in our fortune, not all would share in our loyalty, not all, would share in our humble acquiescence to the Imperium and the God-Emperor blessed be his name. Which By Lucia! Shall not do! Shall not do at all oh no! And so! By the power vested in me by Him on Terra ecetera ecetera hereby order the formation of the Percivilian Enforcers of the Imperial Tithe. All folk of good stock are available to recruitment! All prior contracts and commitments upon swearing to the Percivilian Enforcers of Imperial Tithe shall be decreed by Imperial Edict and by Corporate By-Law 209323974/A-1113 shall be declared null and void! Come all loyal citizens! Come and serve your world and your Governor! For Throne and Terra!”
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