Saturday, October 20, 2018

House Cawdor in Civil War?!

HAVE HOUSE CAWDOR BROKEN INTO CIVIL WAR!?
The citizens of Zone 7 would certainly think so. 
Normally, because of their fanatical devotion to the God-Emperor (if following possibly heretical veneration), House Cawdor present an illusion of unity. That illusion was SHATTERED this past week by the unwashed and bedraggled mobs of the Penitent Ones and the "Church" of "St Hennin". In a SHOCKING display Hennins horde brutally ambushed the Penitent Ones. The Daily DirtSide can exclusively reveal that the Church of St Hennin were under orders of the "Thane" of House Cawdor to teach the Penitent Ones, who have only recently come to Farport to respect the rule of that cesspool despot.
However, treachery is the watch word of the cowardly Cawdor, and rumour suggest that treachery from within warned the Penitent Ones of the impending attack and not only did they escape, but they managed to setup squat within the desolate "Throughpass" and have started demanding "alms" from those citizens passing through.

How much longer must the citizens of Dirtside endure the bilious and rancid stench of House Cawdor? Some of the most foolish citizens would say they provide vital services that without them, would fail. We do not believe such foolishness, and clearly the meat slabbed warriors of House Goliath. On returning to the Run off, the Church of St Hennin got a nasty surprise in the form of warriors from House Goliath, who opened fire on them like the vermin the are. The horde of Cawdor stood no chance and were thankfully driven off.

If only more people could give the tide of House Cawdor such a warm welcome.

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